…to various medical specialties:
internal medicine – under-appreciated, over-exploited troubleshooters.
surgery – orthopods may make more money, but we’re smarter.
orthopaedics – one word: carpentry.
anaesthesiology – you woke me up for this?!
radiology – beg. come on. on your knees. that’s right.
paediatrics – the real patients are the kids’ parents.
obstetrics – multitasking at its best.
gynaecology – might as well subspecialise in oncology.
opthalmology – i can do an ECCE and IOL in 15mins flat!
dermatology – topical steroids, antihistamines, aqueous cream.
ENT – topical steroids, antihistamines, topical antibiotics.
psychiatry – beware of transference.
family medicine – darn those MOs running private clinics!
one. more. month. gah.